The Ballad of the Carpet Fitter

Ballad By Curious Zelda

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Dis a story of my plight
Against a carpet fitter
In my quest to curb my fright
I thought I must tell Twitter…


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Just before the work commenced
I found a place to hang
Suddenly my body tensed
I heard the loudest bang…


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I scurried to another room
The closest I could find
Certain that I’d met my doom
My food bowl left behind…


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As the fitter ripped and knocked
His search for me was brief
The evil critter hadn’t clocked
Me hiding underneath…


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Out of sight for hours on end
I hadn’t slept all day
The carpet man was not our friend
He turned our carpet grey


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Finally the beast had fled
I knew that I would win
“Soon” I muttered to myself
The scratching will begin!

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